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Sir, Thank You, Sir!

How to Host a Bareback Party

Want to host a Bareback Party? Here's some lessons learned from Ballman's famous BB parties!

1 Venue. You need a place and if you're like Ballman, no one needs to know where you live, so when he hosts, he rents a motel room. Every town has at least one "No Tell Motel" so try it first, but no need to tell them what you're doing. The party room should be on street level, in the back, away from the office (unless the desk clerk is hunky). Explain to your guests that they should enter and leave quietly and wear clothes, no shit, in the parking lot and lock their valuables in their car. No one needs some dork manager calling the cops, etc. Or some whiner losing his rolex up some one's butt.

2. Invites. Email just your closest friends and fuck buddies. Set an entry time, say a 30 minute period. Remind them that courtesy demands bottoms (including those who claim to be tops, but are really bottoms when it's really dark) prepare, (if your have to ask, you're not invited). No pass outs, once someone leaves, they're out for good.

3. Supplies. Lots of assorted lube. Get extra towels from the motel if you can do so without them asking questions. Setting up a douche station in the bathroom is also a good idea for those bottoms who need a little extra attention; just be careful that if you hook up to the motel's plumbing you bring some Teflon tape....

4. Rules:

• No condoms, no names, no discussion of status or counts, no sero sorting
• No cologne, scented soap, over powering mouthwash, etc., real men smell like men
• Everyone strips down upon entrance, no exceptions other than real cops & active duty military men in uniform
• Bottoms take all loads offered, no exceptions, besides, you wouldn't invite anyone you wouldn't fuck yourself, would you....
• Bottoms always clean off the top afterward (using his mouth, dummy)
• Bottoms always properly thank the top by kneeling and licking his feet and saying: "Sir, Thank you, Sir, for your load, Sir."
• No bottoms leave until all tops are satisfied
• Everyone must either fuck or be fucked or leave.
• No snowballing allowed (if you have to ask, you're not invited). Bottoms put a cork in it.
• No one retreating to the bath room and locking the door to do whatever in private; if you're invited, we all know what you like, fucker

5. You can spice things up if you like. Sometimes all bottoms are blind folded so they don't have a clue who's fucking them. Double fucking can be fun. Offer a prize for the most ingenious position.

6. Film the fun and upload it to your blog. Guys, if you don't want your face shown--don't get in front of the camera, stupid. Otherwise, no problem, after all, if someone can recognize your butt, then your reputation is already out there.

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